Yep, that's what I look like.
Taoist by Nature,
Discordian by Chance
``Combining Message-passing and Directives in Parallel Applications,'' SIAM News, Volume 32, Number 9, November 1999, with Steve Bova, Rudolf Eigenmann, Henry Gabb, Greg Gaertner, Bob Kuhn, Bill Magro, Stefano Salvini, and Veer Vatsa.
``Application of Fortran Pthreads to Linear Algebra and Scientific Computing,'' The 41st Cray User Group Conference, Minneapolis, MN, May 24--28, 1999, with Mark R. Fahey and Henry A.Gabb.
``A Computation Allocation Model for Distributed Computing Under MPI_Connect,'' The First Southern Conference on Computing, Hattiesburg, MS, December 4--5, 1998, with Graham Fagg.
``A Fortran 90 Application Programming Interface to the POSIX Threads Library,'' The 40th Cray User Group Conference, Stuttgart, Germany, June 15--19, 1998, with Henry A. Gabb, R. Phillip Bording, and S. W. Bova.
``From Shared to Distributed Memory: Converting Non-Numeric Parallel Algorithms to Message-Passing Interface (MPI),'' Thirtieth Hawaii International Conference on System Sciences, Maui, Hawaii, January 1997.
(*) The real ``Game of the Four Winds'', not just the Shanghai/X version.
E Pluribus Exterminatum -- Dalek Peace Corps slogan